but we suck on our cigarettes

pornoriffic @ 2005-07-23T01:44:00

2005-07-22T23:48:56Z

upgrade ? downgrade ?

pornoriffic @ 2005-07-20T18:43:00

2005-07-20T16:44:56Z

my belly button has been violated.

if ya know what i mean.

ps : i'm in Nice with my juliiiieeee

pornoriffic @ 2005-07-09T19:34:00

2005-07-09T17:37:17Z

let's just say, i'm in a hugs not drugs mood. fuck. some scary shit happened today. i almost lost my lovah.

pornoriffic @ 2005-06-15T22:50:00

2005-06-16T05:53:18Z

gigi : and i took yoga today.

gigi : it's fucking hard.

gigi : it's not relaxing.

gigi : your hands hurt.

gigi : and they're obsessed with the upward dog crap or something.

pornoriffic @ 2005-06-15T22:45:00

2005-06-16T05:50:17Z

aurelia : i hate people who when you say goodbye to them online, they cram everything they want to say to me in one sentence and tell me whatever theyve ever wanted to say. like they're pregnant or they're snorting altoids or something.

aurelia : ghklfhjlfgkhjlfgkhjlfh

smoochie : oh my god.

smoochie : aurelia

smoochie : i'm not pregnant.

smoochie : this is how it happened.

smoochie : lklkdcldfkjkgdfgdfgdfghhgfjzxvbfgntyju6j

smoochie : ejrkjgkgkCOCKerghjiefgjCUNTlkdjkgsfjhsg

aurelia : baby, youre scaring me.

smoochie : sorry. AND NOW YOU GO READ.

pornoriffic @ 2005-06-10T15:36:00

2005-06-10T22:37:40Z

LOVE THE ELECTRIC : matttttt. i'm so fucking bored.

SPECTURAMAN : walk the cat.

LOVE THE ELECTRIC :
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhah

kids, i need some serious effing help.

pornoriffic @ 2005-05-29T23:14:00

2005-05-30T06:15:02Z

i have smoochie's really cool headband.

envy me, bitches.

pornoriffic @ 2005-05-21T18:08:00

2005-05-22T01:08:24Z

http://pascal.monasse.free.fr/

pornoriffic @ 2005-05-16T21:43:00

2005-05-17T04:43:58Z

i have balls tatooed on my hip.

pornoriffic @ 2005-05-10T21:49:00

2005-05-11T04:52:17Z

Aurelia : SUP GANGSTA
Ashley : hmmm

Aurelia : SUP GANGSTA
Patrick : you betta watch yo step cuhh

Aurelia : SUP GANGSTA
GianCarlo : yo yo yo
GianCarlo : greetings from the g to the hetto

Aurelia : SUP GANGSTA
Camille : AURELIA
Camille : FUCK MOI
Camille : NIQUE TA MERE NUMERO QUATRE

pornoriffic @ 2005-04-11T22:06:00

2005-04-12T05:09:09Z

Patrick : ohmygod, guess what ?

Aurelia : What ?

Patrick : Moonbounce sex.

Aurelia : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

only french-speaking people will get it . don't try.

2005-04-10T22:02:57Z

Original Text:

The service ended with the gathering singing "God Save the Queen" as the camera zoomed in on the stoic Queen Elizabeth II.

Google Translation:

Le service a fini avec "Dieu chanteur se réunissant économiser la reine" pendant que l'appareil-photo bourdonnait dedans sur la Reine stoic Elizabeth II.

wtf.

pornoriffic @ 2005-04-06T16:15:00

2005-04-06T23:07:37Z

JOIN JOIN. LET'S GO. CHOP CHOP.

___thevogue. ( 3 underscore yo )

pornoriffic @ 2005-04-03T16:35:00

2005-04-03T23:37:06Z

you know what i was thinking.

there's nothing hotter than a really tan dark-haired, dark-eyed girl.
and there's nothing hotter than a pale-faced, light-haired, light-eyed girl.

and i was like.
ohmygod

aurore and gigi should have babies !!!!!!!

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-27T23:01:00

2005-03-28T07:08:42Z

saturday night ::

in palm springs, in the gay neighborhood, driving in the car with my matt ( the brother ), going to go visit my mom's friends.

on the way there:

aurelia : hey matt, remember the twilight zone episode where th-
matt : -dude, 360.
aurelia : what ?
matt : are you ready ? you ready ?
aurelia : huh ? what ? for what ?
matt : hold on dude.
aurelia : matthew wh-

* matthew does 360 with car *

aurelia : MATTT ! I ALMOST DIED YOU FAG !
matt : speaking of fags, here we are, the gay neighborhood. hahha look at the rainbow flag.

matt : "points to hotel* : hahahahahh dude,the hotel is called ChestNutz. you think it's gay ?
aurelia : watch your ass dude. they might be playing Butt Pirates, or Hide the Sausage.
matt : Thuper !

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-20T15:49:00

2005-03-20T23:50:13Z

ohmygod. i'm never EVER doing laundry again.

all my clothes are officially pink.

fuckkkk.

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-20T13:51:00

2005-03-20T21:52:06Z

happy birthday baby.
i love you.

♥

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-17T17:57:00

2005-03-18T02:34:22Z

aurelia : so i'm sending you a midget jessica simpson look-alike stripper for yor birthday , right away sunday morning.

patrick : awwwww, thank you so much baby

aurelia : she comes up to your knee so..

patrick : hahaha, you're sick.

aurelia : do you want me to tell her to call you El Lollipopo Man , because i can give her strict orders to do so.

patrick : hahaha, damn right.

aurelia : alright alright, i'll call her cell.

patrick : sweet

aurelia : she wants to know if she can call you mrs. lollipopa woman

patrick : OH MY GOD, you know what you know what

aurelia : what

patrick : tell that bitch to suck it, then leave. psshh. MIDGET SKANK. nigga cant get no respect no more.

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-12T15:26:00

2005-03-12T23:32:44Z

les putes suces les bites
pourtant c'est peché

remember ?

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-10T18:21:00

2005-03-11T02:22:50Z

do you guys remember that song called "all day long i dream about sex" by J.C Chasez.

* shudders *
scary.

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-09T18:33:00

2005-03-10T02:34:01Z

I'd wear your black eyes, bake you apple pies.

♥

pornoriffic @ 2005-03-07T19:28:00

2005-03-08T03:28:44Z

happy birthday, daddy.

ashlism : did you notice that most of the eight grader's myspace are filled with baby porn ?

2005-02-26T01:21:00Z

i've got soul but im not a soldier.

sup yo.

pornoriffic @ 2005-02-23T17:38:00

2005-02-24T01:42:29Z

Tuesday : watches movie with Lily + Gigi.

Poosy, Gigi's mom comes in.

Poosy : What in the world are you girls watching ??

* girls burst out laughing *

Lily : Don't worry Poosy, it's fake.

* girls burst out lauhging even harder *

good job, guys.

pornoriffic @ 2005-02-03T22:32:00

2005-02-04T06:32:51Z

gigi : you know you burn 336 calories everytime you have sex .
gigi : geniusssss.